How did I get here?
Well, by autotrain from DC back in 2010. Having never slept on a train before, I imagined myself on the Orient Express. I put out a framed photo and had my pashmina and a book all set. The valet guy setting up my tiny room said, "you know this trip is only one night, right?" Sure, he was right, but I was going to milk it.
Reality
In my head.